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Al Gore: I Prevented Violent Revolution In America

(Michael Miller)  Inventor of the internet and savior of the planet Al Gore has revealed yet another remarkable achievement to be added to his already stellar legacy: he prevented “violent revolution” in America by “respecting” the Supreme Court ruling that decided the 2000 presidential election in George Bush’s favor.

Yes, America, were it not for the selfless courage of the ever-modest Al Gore, our beloved democracy may very well have given way to class warfare and armed insurrection. Who knew?

While most of the level-headed among us believe that violent revolution in America is about as likely as Al Jazeera buying one of our cable networks, if Al says its true, it must be true.

I’m still searching for an Al Gore superhero action figure. Now I suppose it’ll even be harder to find.

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